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Unless your significant other lives more than 1.5 hours away, don’t complain about them leaving because they will come back.

We’re sick of hearing your shit.

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You’re not a slut until you have to take the morning after pill.

Then you’re responsible.

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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